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  I challenge all of you!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  i've compiled my list of the 10 worst comedians ever.

  jay leno - just a massively tired and unfunny tool who should be burned for what he did to conan especially.. talented opposite: conan o'brien or jimmy kimmel.. carrot top - somehow figured out how to make a career out of prop comedy.

  i'll give him that much.. talented opposite: this is tough because prop comedy is deader than ghenkis khan.

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  Lil - Kathy Griffin once said that she wanted to pose in Playboy. Oddly, Playboy never called her.
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  Everything i knew was wrong

  by StopTheTears in

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  looking through the internet i learned that everything i have ever know to be true is a lie at the beginning of time god and his celestial family created the earth and the heavens.

  they are the greater force and also the fallen angels that are prophesized in the bible.

  they sped up the evolution in people separating them from monkeys.

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  Mr. Falcon

  yo, StopTheTears.....

  ..........by any chance did "He" reveal to you who's gonna take the Philly/Buffalo series tonight? Mr. Falcon needs a new pair of everything.

  much obliged,

  MF
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  I challenge all of you!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've compiled my list of the 10 worst comedians ever.

  jay leno - just a massively tired and unfunny tool who should be burned for what he did to conan especially.. talented opposite: conan o'brien or jimmy kimmel.. carrot top - somehow figured out how to make a career out of prop comedy.

  i'll give him that much.. talented opposite: this is tough because prop comedy is deader than ghenkis khan.

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  I've compiled my list of the 10 worst comedians EVER. And they are as follows:

  Jay Leno - Just a massively tired and unfunny tool who should be burned for what he did to Conan especially.

  Talented opposite: Conan O'brien or Jimmy Kimmel.

  Carrot Top - Somehow figured out how to make a career out of prop comedy. I'll give him that much.

  Talented opposite: This is tough because prop comedy is deader than Ghenkis Khan. Any suggestions? The Amazing Jonathan?

  Gallagher - Pre-Carrot Top.

  Talented opposite: Dave Chappelle's "Black Gallagher".

  Carlos 'Ned' Mencia - Mencia is to ethnic jokes what Ryan Leaf was to 1st round QBs.

  Talented opposite: Dave Chappelle

  Paula Poundstone - About as funny as childhood diabetes.

  Talented opposite: I was going to say Sarah Silverman, but she annoys me lately.

  Dean Cook - Frat boy who uses flailing hand gestures and screeching noises to fill the gap in his soul where humor should be.

  Talented opposite: Nick Swardson or Patton Oswalt

  Jeff Dunham - racist, unfunny, right-wing puppets designed to make JWN trolls chuckle. Also, he sucks as a ventriloquist.

  Talented opposite: Neil Hamburger (although he doesn't use puppets)

  Larry The CableGuy - I once tried to watch one of his performances, but 5 minutes in, I found myself writing a check out to the Taliban.

  Talented opposite: Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.), Dave Attell or Brian Posehn.

  Whoopi Goldberg - Self-righteous. Her natural habitat is standing on a soap-box. Least funny of the Comic Relief Trio and considering that the other two are Billy Crystal and Robin Williams, that's pretty bad.

  talented opposite: Tracy Morgan

  Lisa Lampanelli - She's white. She's loud-mouthed. She has a thing for black guys. That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

  talented opposite: Maria Bamford

  I challenge you to come up with your own list. If you disagree with this list, it probably means you are not as comically gifted, sexy or intelligent as I am. But for the sake of discussion, I will humor your suggestions, providing that you offer an explanation for your choices.
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  How (not) to destroy a thread and turn it into a battleground

  by Terry in

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  we are adults here and don't want jwn to reflect a hostile enviornment for lurkers who may.

  wish to learn about the watchtower.

  many first timers might be very curious to discover whether.

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  Final Thoughts with Hans......

  

  This thread was wonderful. We've had some laughs. We've held each other as we cried. But what moral can was draw from this discussion? That we all get to enjoy the freedom to say/think/express whatever we feel. And for someone such as myself who is trapped in a Kingdom Hall, I appreciate every single one of you.

  MF
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  Tell your jw jokes here.

  by jean-luc picard in

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  "You know what they do at Jehovah's Witnesses' Christmas parties, don't you?"
  
  "They get drunk and knock on each other." ~ David Letterman
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  More Elders than MS's For First Time in WT History

  by FrankWTower in

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  have you heard the good news?.

  i heard from a reliable source that for the first time in watchtower history, there are more elders now than ministerial servants.

  this is not just a regional issue either, it's worldwide..

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  being a MS blows massive cackenballz.

  I want out so badly.
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  Any of you folks from the awesome state of Colorado??

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

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  my wife and i are thinking of moving our family to a better place in the us....away from jw family and out of the southern bible belt.

  just curious how many of you live around co and, more specifically, near fort collins?

  of course, we're open to any city that is less conservative and has awesome summer weather and outdoor activities.

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  Wish I could move, but i'm currently stuck in the city of Dis*.

  *LITERARY ALERT: In Dante Alighieri's The Divine Comedy, the City of Dis (in Italian, la città ch'ha nome Dite, "the city whose name is Dis") [ 1 ] encompasses the sixth through the ninth circles of Hell. [ 2 ] The most serious sins are punished here, in lower Hell. Dis is extremely hot, and contains areas more closely resembling the common modern conception of Hell than the upper levels.

  
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  Is this a forum for JWs or a place where crybabies complain about people complaining

  by Pika_Chu in

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  2. beliefs

  so...i've noticed there are so many topics that don't have to do with jw-related things, like recent ones where someone complained about this very thing, not realizing that his own thread is, by existence, just a complaint with nothing relevant to any of our lives as jws..

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  Mr. Falcon

  Hello? Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile.
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  Any of you folks from the awesome state of Colorado??

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my wife and i are thinking of moving our family to a better place in the us....away from jw family and out of the southern bible belt.

  just curious how many of you live around co and, more specifically, near fort collins?

  of course, we're open to any city that is less conservative and has awesome summer weather and outdoor activities.

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  Cheez! what's slapping? How you been?

  Moving, eh? I really like South Park, CO.
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  Why are so many of us drawn to heavy metal themes!

  by Star tiger in

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  hi all,.

  i think it's just that we think in heroic themes!!.

  star tiger.

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  Mr. Falcon

  Darth Fader - was just playing Takin' a Ride on my BC Rich 4-string last night!